ethan-lawson-wate:

ethan-lawson-wate:

justabitunlikely:

so who do I get in touch with about marrying obama’s speechwriter

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its been so long and barack hasnt returned any of my messages so…

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friendsarefortheweak:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

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whyamisorandom:

can i try a 30 day free trial of being famous

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